cordyssa my beloved

[firekill1015]

[lighttwoods]

still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet

[itastybubkiss]

aeropostale getting so much promotion

[nendocris]

[nyehs]

way to go you god damn idiot egg

[sweet-tweeties]

[daddygeography]

i demand to know why “Down Under” by Men at Work (1983) is not as beloved as Africa by Toto

[caranfindel]

Because it sucks.

[daddygeography]

I’m not going to take this slander from someone who is still into Sherlock and Supernatural in the good year of our lord 2018

[prydaz]

slavery asked:

I’m at the pet store rn and I’m gonna buy a pet bird should I get a parrot or a parody

ghostdog1999 answered:

get a cool bird like this

[likeful]

what is a parody??

[slavery]

A parodys nuts got eem

[bogleech]

INSECT PSA:

If a wasp actually looks like it has a “huge giant scary stinger”….it can’t sting you or hurt you at all.

This pointed tube is the ovipositor, used for laying eggs.

A stinger is an ovipositor modified into a venomous weapon, and to work as a weapon, it gets smaller, not larger. A stinger is as thin as a hair, so it can swiftly slip right into your skin, and is never held permanently outside the insect’s body.

A big, giant, long ovipositor is useless for defense against big animals like us.

[crimewave420]

[bundyspooks]

Uuno, an American Staffordshire Bull Terrier who works as a video game developer.

[bidoof]

[taakoposting]

Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling

[daily-garfield]

[sketchaaa]

On this day, 40 years ago, a orange cat stole his pipe.

This is a redraw of one of Jim Davis’ comics, Garfield.

[anem0nesiac]

[beekirby]

WELL YOU CAN SEE THIS AIN’T NO MONSTER, IT’S MAH NEW PET OCTOPUS

[crimewave420]

[bogleech]

[eelpatrickharris]

“i’m a very serious and professional fishkeeper,” i say, while scooching red solo cups into my aquarium’s substrate to make a few hides

[eelpatrickharris]

their names are greg, chad, elliott, sean, thomas, john, charlie, logan, zack, and alex and that’s their frat house

[bogleech]

Isn’t this just really accurate to the contents of every modern natural ecosystem

[crimewave420]

[kazuyagoddamnmishima]

Man I’m so glad everything that happens in Metal Gear sounds like nonsense out of context otherwise I’d be worried about spoiling cole on stuff with my ramblings

[shampooligan]

i want you to spoil one thing and one thing only

what the FUCK is the deal with this thing

[shampooligan]