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glubtier:
“shiftythrifting:
“i can’t stop thinking about this shirt i found in goodwill a week or so ago. what does it mean. what’s the context. what did this poor dude have to go through
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It means it’s 2002 and you’re the teenage child who spends a...
shiftythrifting

i can’t stop thinking about this shirt i found in goodwill a week or so ago. what does it mean. what’s the context. what did this poor dude have to go through

glubtier

It means it’s 2002 and you’re the teenage child who spends a not-insignificant amount of time on the internet, so your entire family wants to know if you can “fix their computer”. Computer problems range from “somehow shoved a floppy disk into the CD drive” and “downloaded a dozen viruses in the form of custom cursors, Bonzi buddy, and dancing baby screen saves.”