cordyssa my beloved

[anem0nesiac]

[kolo5430]

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Happy Father’s Day *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[anem0nesiac]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[gaygothur]

An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever

[firekill1015]

[dappyhappy]

JUST LET ME BE.

[firekill1015]

this is so sad can we get a despacito

[bogleech]

[lmaonade]

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

[rcktpwr]

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

[daily-garfield]

Smash Ultimate has leaked their newest newcomer trailer on the Japanese website. Here’s a screenshot of the new character’s intro!

[freshfreshsalad]

“This artist is good. I’m gonna follow th-”

“I’m already following them.”

[75orchids]

[melonmemes]

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

[thischick25]

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

[veraxplus]

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

[lacktoesandtallerant]

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

[kramergate]

imagine enjoying a la croix

[75orchids]

I don’t have to imagine. I like good drinks.

[anem0nesiac]

[anem0nesiac]

[splitjawjanitor]

Ok, so y'all know how this artwork depicts how Dedede’s clothing works

With that in mind, I present this:

DEDEDE WAS GOING COMMANDO THROUGHOUT KIRBY 64, WHAT A LEGEND

[hellraisins]

@sn0wbro

[waddledees]

[zagreus]

i sincerely hope that whoever is responsible for this gets struck my lightning

[waddledees]

@jwustin