Can’t wait to see what sort of incomprehensible dadaist bullshit Kojima got ready for us

Thank you Mr. Kojima
Can’t wait to see what sort of incomprehensible dadaist bullshit Kojima got ready for us

Thank you Mr. Kojima
Gomenasai, my name is Sony Employee-sama.
I’m a 40 year old Californian Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on
my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior
Japanese games.
(Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Flute every day, this superior instrument can surpass the sound of any other produced in the west since it’s made with superior bamboo, and is vastly
superior to any other instrument on earth. I earned my flute license two
years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak
Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write
fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their
bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I
am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more
about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for
Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I
wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to
Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak
Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Returning from the void of college work to announce that I’ve created a small line of Pokemon charms!! They’ll be double-sided and about 2 inches tall, with clear top bits and translucent bottom bits!
Order them on my Etsy or my Tictail!