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glutko: “I’m going to watch this video so you don’t have to. ” The ten “”“‘dark” ”“ secrets were: • The Zero fight in Kirby’s Dream Land 3 • The part in the anime where Kirby became a cop and fired a Uzi. Cocktail Kirby and Chainsaw Dedede...
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I’m going to watch this video so you don’t have to.

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The ten “”“‘dark”“”“ secrets were:

  1. The Zero fight in Kirby’s Dream Land 3
  2. The part in the anime where Kirby became a cop and fired a Uzi. Cocktail Kirby and Chainsaw Dedede (pronounced "Daydayday” - yes, really) were also mentioned.
  3. Anti-Kirby from Link’s Awakening
  4. That one level from Kirby’s Dreamland 2 which looked like a nude woman
  5. Meta Knight being a part of Kirby’s species. And maybe having some dark secrets that HAL never refers to? This entry made no sense.
  6. American Kirby
  7. Kirby characters being at the top of Smash Bros tier lists. (Except for Melee, which wasn’t mentioned.)
  8. That one German comic featuring Kirby as a detective.
  9. Kirby winning an award in Nintendo Power over Mario. This isn’t a dark secret.
  10. Kirby’s size being inconsistent between the main series and Smash Bros. This isn’t one, either.

What a shit list. No Haltmann and Star Dream, absolutely nothing about Kirby 64 (especially Zero-Two and Shiver Star), and certainly no horrible tumor Kirby.

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