cordyssa my beloved

[teioh]

[retrogamingblog]

Nintendo released a set of Super Mario Odyssey plastic hats that you can put on a water bottle… for some reason

[mayor-brandy]

It’s a Bottle Cappy.

[waddledees]

[pmgrnts]

the entirety of apple products is just an example of how we’ll never be able to stop capitalism because if it goes any further we’ll just accept it. like there is no reasonable explanation to the fact that people will pay 30 dollars for something that cost 50 cents to make other than that we are complacent in our own societal demise

[pmgrnts]

“we slow phones down on purpose” “we took out the headphone jack so now you have to pay for adapters” “we literally took out the USB DRIVE. on a LAPTOP. and are charging 40 bucks for a mini usb cable that is functionally useless” “oh we also pay our workers 10% of a fucking living wage”

people: ok cool as long as the message bubble is blue

[bogleech]

[dimetrodone]

I like the unwritten “genres” of monsters, like we all know that Vampires and werewolves and witches belong to a very specific category of “monsters” that something like a troll or a harpy doesn’t really fit in as much.

There’s a very specific genre of monsters that hide in children’s closets or under their beds and that they are never a preexisting species but rather strange muppet-like creatures with an amalgamation of traits

[bogleech]

Around the same time I realized those counted as a category of their own I also realized that they already have a historical name.

….What can any of these be other than Bugbears?

[firekill1015]

[hotdiggedydemon]

mysticgoddessworld-deactivated2 asked:

What if your YouTube channel gets terminated?

We can only hope

[bogleech]

[grimharlequin]

#ThankYouMotherMcdonalds

[freshfreshsalad]

[rlmjob]

welcome to my blog

[blinddarkness]

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

[darthlenaplant]

Like this?

[morbidlyqueerious]

actually what the christ

[severalowls]

[candygarnet]

“alright i could use a little break from this game, i’ll finish it later”

*never plays the game again*

[puublack]

Callout culture needs to end

[sweet-tweeties]

[severalowls]

[jamaicanrage]

this is the visual representation of what i think when i hear the word “yeet”