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A visual history of Richard Nixon getting lazier
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sweet-tweeties
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difference between a girl and a woman
girl: reading this
women: be shopping
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Every version of G-Man, rated
Early HL1 G-Man: Why is G-Man so angry? I know that Black Mesa is a massive environmental hazard, with its constant leaks and goop river, but he’s seriously pissed off. Like the entire faculty killed his family and kicked his dog or something. The model’s alright, though. 7.5/10
HL1 G-Man: A timeless classic. He’s a bit square, though, and his neck makes him look like a giraffe man. But still, a classic. 9/10
HL1 HD G-Man: Like most of the HD pack, G-Man’s model isn’t as good as it could be. This is mainly due to Valve giving G-Man a neck thicker than his arms and a weird face that takes up 80% of his head. Also he looks like a complete dork with that tie, but considering Black Mesa’s track record with ridiculous ties, I’m not too surprised about this. 6/10
OpFor/BS HD G-Man: Also known as Smug Anime Girl G-Man. Overall, this model is the same as the HD version, but with an all-new head and tweaked body that really polish up the model. I quite like it, actually. Shame about that tie, though. 7.5/10
HL1 PS2 G-Man: Out of the three HD G-Men, this one’s the best of the bunch. To put it simply, it looks like a proper HD version of the original G-Man, without any silly ties or thick necks. His eyes freak me the hell out, but otherwise, I’d say it’s on par with the original! 8.5/10
HL2 Beta G-Man: And the other versions of G-Man were thrown out. It’s missing a bit of polish admittedly, but it’s still a very good interpretation of everyone’s favorite weird alien businessman. 9.5/10
HL2 G-Man: Well, would you look at that? I don’t think I need to say anything else about this model, now do I? It’s perfect. 10/10
Steam Emote G-Man: What the fuck is this ROBLOX shit? Why is G-Man a chad? Why does G-Man have ears that stick out for half a mile? Why? Why? Why? 1/10
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