cordyssa my beloved

[thisjesterscourt]

[thisjesterscourt]

Stippity-step Steppity-steep
Once again outside my keep
Fiddle-dee-do Fiddle-dee-dee
I am reminded of why they banished me

[9876543210go]

Why did they banish you?

[thisjesterscourt]

Hippity-Hop and Hoppity-Hole
The church could not handle my Jester soul
The god, the Clergy not even the Pope
Will never extinguish the fires I’ve stoked

[xspeedykidx-blog]

What the fuckith

[thisjesterscourt]

Hold your tongue yon homestuck swine
You wont be asking the questions this time
This is all runs deeper than mortal comprehension
So pay no mind, no fucking attention

[sweet-tweeties]

[severalowls]

[red-faced-wolf]

Please watch with sound omg

[itsperegrine]

I hate you for this.

[waddledees]

[smashbike]

oras archie (real archie): would give me a high five, would let me ride his cool pokemon, would teach little kids how to swim at a pool, would give out king size bars of halloween candy, happily lives with his husband maxie who is also very grumpy but they love each other

r/s archie (fake): yells at kids to get off his lawn and fakes insurance claims for money

[teioh]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

My grandmother’s cat, he’s 17! His name is Bonne.

[unexpected-factorial]

17! = 355687428096000

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^Unexpected^Factorial^bot^0.1. Sometimes I do stupid things. Beep-boop!

[waddledees]

[ommanyte]

ORICORIO. Some really fab new Pokémon based on Hawaiian Honeycreepers. Just look at that Adaptive Radiation @v@. I wanted to emulate that style you see in those beautifully illustrated old bird identification books

[catsofinstagram]

From @timo_the_ragdoll_cat: “Nothing makes me happier than rolling around in the sand. ” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2j89aKC ]

[slimequest]

[teioh]

[chasekip]

i see your anime tiddy mousepads and raise you this: