cordyssa my beloved

[bogleech]

[real-live-dragon]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[kirikatachibana]

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

[bogleech]

I don’t wanna ruin this excellent joke post but canonically, according to the books, that’s the entire reason it preys primarily on children :(

[lus-midhe]

[finnwolflhard]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[xeppeli]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

And this is Aphrodite. She likes to snuggle but only if you aren’t being too noisy or moving too much. 

[phillip-bankss]

bakin

[prydaz]

[jameswillems]

Finding Frances, 2017 - dir Nathan Fielder

[catsofinstagram]

From @xafiandauri: “Full Moon…Half Moon…Total Eclipse! 🌕🌔🌑” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2htkSmf ]

[prydaz]

[slumbermancer]

i love a winter. i love a mountain. thanks so much

[vodcar]

Do I have a game for you!

[slumbermancer]

29k notes. twenty nine Thousand notes, and the mystery microphone man STILL has not told me what his game for me is. sir if you do not leave my home immediately i WILL stop preparing meals for you

[catsofinstagram]

From @fortheloveoffosters: “Daisy says, "Please make sure my new family has a hammock for me. This is my favorite place to play & sleep.”“ #twitterweek #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2AuEWbA ]