cordyssa my beloved

[sweet-tweeties]

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

[megbiediger]

[cockyhorror]

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

[bogleech]

One thing I hate is these donut places who just like, paint a paper-thin layer of frosting on top. I’m already eating donuts, I’m not worried about health.

THIS IS THE MINIMAL ACCEPTABLE FROSTING THICKNESS:

PILE THAT SHIT ON YOU COWARDS GIMME A DONUT LIKE A CUPCAKE

[sweet-tweeties]

[gundamrot]

when youre playing psychonauts and hit black velvetopia

[waddledees]

check out this hot take from my school newspaper

[darkmystletainn]

[getthesunnyd]

Getting closer

[super-mario-rpg]

[theweegeemeister]

Friends and work colleagues: Oh I heard that new Mario game is out! Is it any good?

Me, a rabid Nintendo fan trying to give an unbiased review:

[bogleech]

[dimetrodone]

I love Cooloola monsters so much they look like really chunky Jeruselum crickets 

[bidoof]

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

what the fuck is happening

[elisabluh]

In case anyone was wondering this is where I go when I dissociate.

[teioh]

buhhhhh

[bogleech]

[eggcup]

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

[gay-bananamancer]

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

[xeppeli]

usatoday.com

Wisconsin company to install rice-sized microchips in employees

A Wisconsin tech company is offering its employees microchip implants that can be used to scan into the building and purchase food at work.

[westfriend]

and away we go!