Oh…?
Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”
Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”
The townspeople force me to wear a scarlet “E” on my chest which stands for “Epic Fail”.


Delete this post, Dan Backslide

Delete this post, Dan Backslide

Delete this post, Dan Backslide

An inbox!

I’ll send them hate mail!

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!



DEAR RICH DORA STANDPIPE. HOW I LOVE HER-


…followers’ reblogs.
Forced to pass a certain blog,

a porn blog of unsavory repute,

our young friends meet the distressing situation with their usual, uncompromising moral fortitude.


I miss the Dover Boys memes. They remind me of simpler, happier times.
i miss the dover
boys memes they remind me of
simpler happier times
