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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bogleech bonesworth
silenthill

imagine a crocodile with horse-like legs… unstoppable… i would love to ride one o’ those into battle

chyna-r

are you..high 

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chyna-r

….carry on 

swimmingferret

Fun fact these ‘crocodile cousins’ with ‘horse-like legs’ existed and was known as a ‘sabre-toothed cat in armour’ due to it’s speed out of water and long fangs. There was the ‘DogCroc’ ( Araripesuchus wegeneri) and ‘BoarCroc’ (Kaprosuchus). The DogCroc (featured above) was only around the size of a small dog, with its skull easily fitting into the palm of someones hand. It lived during the Lower Cretaceous-Upper Cretaceous period;

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*Comparison of a DogCroc’s skull to a Sarcosuchus skull. (Sarcosuchus is the largest known crocodile species and was large enough it could even prey upon a T-Rex and could weigh up to ten tonnes and be over forty feet long.)

However the BoarCroc (Kaprosuchus) was twenty-foot long and could gallop across land and preyed upon dinosaurs.

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punk-rock-pidgey

That’s a fucking dragon

severalowls mrpinchy

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

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3 inch opening: no problem

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2.75 inch opening: Easy

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2.5 inch opening: doing fine

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2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

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2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

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Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

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:insert grunts of effort here:

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Taking a break…

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The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

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A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

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GIMME GIMME GIMME

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He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

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soundlessdragon

Science

I love it

markscherz

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

now is the final result actually too small or is it the same squirrel who is now afraid to enter bottles? this experiment needs to be repeated to account for external variablea like squirrel dumbness