cordyssa my beloved

[bidoof]

[potedo]

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

[literal-ghost]

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

[lindentreeisle]

A kangaroo standing straight up is so deeply unsettling.  It’s like you’re a furry who wished for anthropomorphic animals to be real and then it happened and you’re like NO DO NOT LIKE.

[rainy-days-end-is-nigh]

Kangaroos are dumb cause females only breed with the ones with the most muscles/testosterone so the entire species is roid raging itself to extinction

[westernsocietyfucked100years]

chad race

[bidoof]

kangaroos are basically real life furries from the waist up

[teioh]

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[bogleech]

[sapphicazathoth]

Looking back on “IT”, it’s really hard to be scared of Pennywise or even take it entirely seriously as a monster, because, like?

-He randomly calls Ben “Egg boy” while chasing him for no discernable goddamn fucking reason.

-100% wall-eyed 100% of the time.

-Legitimately has a “pennywise the dancing clown” circus-cart deal set up in his lair. Actually fucking dances in front of Beverly. It was either a really weak attempt at intimidation or the dude just str8 up thought “oh hey I can work some dancing into this. live up to the name”. I’m not sure which is funnier.

-For that matter, works dancing into a lot of his routine. Prances around like he’s about to do the fandango 100% of the time. Just a big rude theatre kid?

-Physically powerful enough to overwhelm and catch his prey consistently but loses prey consistently because he’s too fucking extra to actually plan things out. Does shit for “the drama” even if it means losing a meal.

-“Egg boy”.

-Ready to ragequit if things go south. Has little conniptions whenever things don’t work as intended. Legitimately looks ready to cry when he gets his ass beat by a bunch of highschool freshmen.

-Has to dramatically backflip into a shadowy pit while reciting poetry after his defeat. Fucking theatre kid.

[bogleech]

You don’t have to take Pennywise seriously though; Pennywise is literally the troll persona of a vaster entity. A thing that bends reality and exists to feed on fear has an OC it roleplays as for fun.

Is there really anything scarier?

[waddledees]

[perccyderolo]

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

[the-long-dog]

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

[xcom2]

[nathanforfans]

Nathan For You: A Celebration

[slimequest]

[xeppeli]

[waddledees]

[wheresanegg]

if you didn’t watch youtube poop in 2007 you can’t reblog any hotel mario intro memes

[wheresanegg]

[didiwompus]

[teioh]

[thebuttkingpost]

He’s returned to his roots of being goddamn terrifying