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Hollywood In Crisis: Doctors Are Scrambling To Remove 46 Emmy Statuettes From John Lithgow’s StomachHollywood might have been celebrating during the Emmy Awards last night, but it didn’t take long for the post-show jubilation to take a dark turn...

Hollywood In Crisis: Doctors Are Scrambling To Remove 46 Emmy Statuettes From John Lithgow’s Stomach

Hollywood might have been celebrating during the Emmy Awards last night, but it didn’t take long for the post-show jubilation to take a dark turn thanks to a medical emergency that has the entire entertainment industry holding its breath: The winner of last night’s Emmy for Best Supporting Actor, John Lithgow, is currently in intensive care as doctors scramble to remove 46 Emmy statuettes from his stomach.

There’s no way to sugarcoat this. Hollywood has a full-blown medical crisis on its hands.

Lithgow was admitted to the emergency room late last night after friends at an Emmys after-party noticed the actor struggling to stand, belching up big piles of Emmy statuettes, and looking disoriented. The Crown actor was rushed to the hospital, where doctors found dozens and dozens of Emmy statuettes inside his stomach. Doctors say that if Lithgow had arrived at the hospital even 15 minutes later, the sheer number of Emmys currently in his stomach would have killed him or caused him to burst open like a water balloon.

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