cordyssa my beloved

[bidoof]

Since Half Life 3 is never gonna happen, here’s how the story would have ended
Gordon: Darn it! I’m never gonna free Earth from the evil aliens or whatever.
G Man: Hello Gordon Freedman I am now going to finally explain all the intrigue behind my character. Because it took so long to do this the answers to your questions aren’t nearly as cool as you were hoping they’d be. Anyway I am from another dimension and I have come to give you the special powers to beat the bad aliens
Gordon: YES!!!!!! Thank you G Man!!!!! Now I will beat those aliens.
Bad Aliens: UH OH!!!!!!!
Gordan: YIPPEE!!!!!! I won!!! Now everything is good. Or is it?????
THE END

[thebookofkoridai]

[freshfreshsalad]

[obscurevideogames]

entrance - Puyo Puyo Box (Compile - PSX - 2000)  

[slimequest]

[turings]

palm cockatoos are not of this earth, not of this solar system, not of this fucking dimension and absolutely nothing will convince me they aren’t some lab-grown creature dropped onto our bountiful planet by aliens who only had a shitty description of a parrot to go by when creating them

[turings]

what the fuck

[xeppeli]

[dx7]

this is the most intense tweet.

[glutko]

trilllizard420:

glutko:

Good news: I found a clearer picture of the bootleg trollface from Watch Dogs 2!

Bad news:

It’s much worse than I thought it would be

they literally had to bootleg it cause the actual trollface is copyrighted

deadass

Who the fuck would copyright a fucking rage face

[sweet-tweeties]

[freakinasheet]

Disney: We’d like to get your permission to have Bowser cameo in this scene of our new video game movie

Nintendo: Sure but only if he holds his coffee cup in this specific way, we cannot have him be out of character

Ubisoft: Yo can Luigi dab in our game

Nintendo: Absolutely

[super-mario-rpg]

[irlconrad]

wedding attire

[clickholeofficial]

Secret Service Fail: A Disembodied Leg Has Been Hopping Around On The White House Lawn For 20 Hours Straight Without Anyone Doing Anything About It

If there’s one thing we can gather from the news surrounding the White House in recent months, it’s that the Trump administration is constantly plagued with chaos and dysfunction. This apparently is also true of the security detail, because yesterday a disembodied leg was able to hop around on the White House lawn for 20 hours straight without being confronted by guards.

Yikes, this is a seriously troubling—and embarrassing—breach of security.

The roving leg gained access to White House grounds early yesterday morning by squeezing through the bars of the fence, which were only designed to stop full human bodies and not single legs that move around on their own accord. Throughout the day, the leg hopped around quietly near the center of the North Lawn, drawing the attention of numerous camera-wielding tourists but somehow not the Secret Service, which was alarmingly delayed in its response time.

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[phillip-bankss]

Anonymous asked:

R u gay