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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

sooooo are you aware that your pineapple post is hilarious? mostly because i cant tell if you're being obtuse on purpose and making a joke or you really dont know what pineapple does for the sex life - its a rumor as far as i know but if you really arent aware - google it.. good luck mate

google pineapple? i’ve already done that and all i got was this

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mmoxie: “ lieutenantfish: “ johanirae: “ burnedbymarshmallow: “Really want to see this ” With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips ” OKAY BUT IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED AT HOGWARTS Just kidding. the rest of this post is going to be a few...
burnedbymarshmallow

Really want to see this

johanirae

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

lieutenantfish

OKAY BUT IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED AT HOGWARTS

Just kidding. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception.

the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception.

the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception. the rest of this post is going to be a few paragraphs of this same sentence over and over again to help reinforce the deception.

mmoxie

you scared the shit out of me, fish

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funnuraba

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.