cordyssa my beloved

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cryingbutterflies:
“ asynchronouscommunication:
“ kaijutegu:
“ flabbergasted-and-inspired:
“ wintercoffin:
“ kaijutegu:
“ allisonpregler:
“ upstartgeek:
“ Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse...
upstartgeek

Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

allisonpregler

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Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass

kaijutegu

me, actually

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wintercoffin

can you fucking sit on it tho

flabbergasted-and-inspired

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?

is it here, @kaijutegu?

kaijutegu

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

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asynchronouscommunication

THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS 


“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

cryingbutterflies

This is my aesthetic

bogleech

I don’t have that kinda money myself but smaller, less impressive Halloween decorations sell for more money than that like hotcakes.

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My Republican Colleagues Must Condemn Racist Violence And Recommit Themselves To Peacefully Passing Racist LawsBy Jeff Sessions, U.S. Attorney General
What transpired in Charlottesville, VA over the weekend was categorically abhorrent. Now more than...

My Republican Colleagues Must Condemn Racist Violence And Recommit Themselves To Peacefully Passing Racist Laws

By Jeff Sessions, U.S. Attorney General

What transpired in Charlottesville, VA over the weekend was categorically abhorrent. Now more than ever, Americans must see their leaders take an unambiguous stance against the bigoted actions that led to the tragic death of one and the maiming of several dozen other Americans.

That is why I am urging my Republican colleagues to condemn this racist violence and recommit themselves to peacefully passing racist laws.

America has witnessed an act of domestic terrorism by a group that espouses white supremacy, and we must respond in kind. The sooner our party can agree that this intolerance-fueled bloodshed has no place in our society, the sooner we can get back to civilly chipping away at the voting rights of minorities through our political system like normal.

Let me be very clear: It is essential that my fellow conservatives in Washington acknowledge this murderous hatred for what it is before returning to nonviolently defunding public schools in black communities by way of the legislative process.

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Lowe’s Would Again Like To Remind Customers That Our Tiki Torches Are Exclusively Meant For Burning American FlagsThis weekend, images from the Unite The Right rally in Charlottesville, VA were widely circulated, showing white supremacists marching...

Lowe’s Would Again Like To Remind Customers That Our Tiki Torches Are Exclusively Meant For Burning American Flags

This weekend, images from the Unite The Right rally in Charlottesville, VA were widely circulated, showing white supremacists marching with tiki torches as they chanted Nazi-associated slogans. The events in Charlottesville have once again forced Lowe’s Home Improvement, one of the country’s largest vendors of tiki torches, to remind our customers that our tiki torches are meant to be used exclusively for burning American flags.

There should be no ambiguity here.

Thanks to their durable design and long-lasting, refillable fuel canisters, our bamboo tiki torches are the ideal implement for torching the American flag. It should thus go without saying that using our tiki torches for things like neo-Nazi rallies, backyard luaus, or restaurant decor is wildly inappropriate. The only proper use of a Lowe’s tiki torch is in the safe, controlled immolation of the symbol of American imperialism, slavery, and genocide.

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supercumrat64

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supercumrat64

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