cordyssa my beloved

[75orchids]

[ufonized]

[unregistered-hypercam2]

[pochowek]

[suppermariobroth]

Maximum petting speed in the Pet Cat souvenir in WarioWare: Twisted.

[teioh]

[thenatsdorf]

Monkey steals sloth’s carrot. [full video]

[sisyphusshrugged]

this is fucking bullshit

[glutko]

Have you guys seen the CD-i Zelda version of a Zora? Because, well…

[bogleech]

bogleech.com

Halloween 2017: The Best Stuff at Michael's Right Now

I know most people zone out on these sort of redundant lists of Halloween merchandise, but they make me happy to write. Also I made some great jokes about mayonnaise I’m very fond of.

[slimequest]

[str0beflashlite]

[krabby-kronicle]

[slimequest]

[saladsaladnovski]

The doctor took a long look at my nuts before finally saying “these are too fat” and smacking them

[thealbinodiaries]

Lol what?

[slimequest]

[glutko]

The third (extra-long) batch of 384 x 240 CD-i Zelda cutscenes are out! Included are several more famous scenes, as well as some extra Wand of Gamelon cutscenes to sweeten the deal.

(I would have included the intro and ending to Faces of Evil with this post, but due to the complexity of the two, I’ve put them off (along with the intro/ending for Wand of Gamelon) until the very end of the project.)

[thebookofkoridai]

[bidoof]

[coralmarks]

visiting the “back at it again at krispy kreme” krispy kreme. this is hallowed ground.

[plasmalogical]