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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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well i just got back from seeing the emoji movie. yeah, it was pretty much exactly how everyone’s been describing it – just a boring, uninspired two hour long commercial for apps and products. i was actually the only person in the theater. honesty the only memorable part was the part where the poop emoji turned and made eye contact with the camera and told me exactly when and where i would die while addressing me directly. patrick stewart referred to me by my full name and said i’d die in a car crash on my 53rd birthday. pretty weird huh? they didn’t even mention this part later on in the story so i don’t even know why it was in the movie. anyway i wouldn’t really recommend seeing it.

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SCP 9102 is a plastic figurine apparently associated with a motion picture that did not exist at the time of the object’s recovery. When the light-up feature is activated for the first time, the film described by the packaging is retroactively written into existence, including the appearance of other merchandise on store shelves and in at least 4 known homes.

When the button is pressed again, all traces of “The Emoji Movie” are erased again from our reality along with any associated memories of its existence. Subsequent presses alternate in this fashion indefinitely, allowing the user to “turn on” and “turn off” the entire presence of the film in human history.

ADDENDUM: as of **/**/****, SCP 9102 has achieved mobility and breached containment of its own volition while the film was in its “on” position. Current whereabouts are not known.

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