my mom drew mario and then laughed so hard she cried
canthaveshitingotham asked:
bogleech answered:
He has no physiology to intake any substance that we understand, but if a pseudopod of his concept manifested as an actual human in our world in a food management job he would definitely be 24/7 baked out of his mind. He’s no longer sure if he gets high to drown out the intrusive thoughts that he’s a big sandwich in another world or if that’s where those thoughts came from to begin with.
I drew him as I went along but it kinda came out like a Danny DeVito

This is NOT the same thing as Harmburger’s actual Grey-Zone disguise. That’s just the real Harmburger in a mascot costume:

BBQ Girll has one too:

They wouldn’t really grasp that their actual, true forms already look like just costumes to us, and even actually probably less frightening costumes at that.