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1961
A gorgeous tiger beetle with an attitude we found in the cloud forest of Ecuador. Genus Pseudoxycheila.
Ass man:
- Respects women
- Mature and emotionally stable, has good prospects for the future
- Studies philosophy and literature in spare time
- All around good taste in media and fetishes
- Most likely sexually active
Boob “man”:
- Sweaty and insecure, probably runs a porn blog titled “appreciating the female form”
- Manchild mentality - thinks breasts are more interesting than they actually are
- Cries himself to sleep nightly
- Probably has a foot fetish too
- Years of nonstop hentai consumption means he genuinely believes breasts move like that IRL