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“ i met the HH mascot handler a few years back at a promotional event and me and a select few others were granted access to a room in the back where, once we were behind the safety wall with our infrared goggles, they removed...
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i met the HH mascot handler a few years back at a promotional event and me and a select few others were granted access to a room in the back where, once we were behind the safety wall with our infrared goggles, they removed the protective outer layer to our surprise and delight

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most importantly : the nose is a part of the skull and is also made of bone

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A rare degenerate specimen of Clown, the Hamburger Helper has evolved a small stature and interesting proportions that would put even a homunculus to shame. Certain fingers have formed a larger macro-hand around the skull, while other limbs have been reduced to vestigiality.

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Uniquely among Clowns, and which has led to contested debate among coulrologists as to whether this particular genus can even be considered a true Clown, is the Hamburger Helper’s skeletal nose. A hollow, spherical protrusion of bone emerges where a standard clown nose would be. Within, there is a blood sac that fulfills the role of a traditional Clown nose. This results in a much more durable but brittle “nose”, unable to be honked but resistant to attack. Externally, a fine coating of capillary-rich skin covers the bone, resulting in the characteristic scarlet red coloration popular among Clown enthusiasts.

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