snake…the sunsets are so pretty here…
this is gonna come to life and strangle this man to death in the middle of the night
i am being one hundred percent honest when i say words cannot fucking express how viscerally horrifying this is. even if this is a joke the fact that he made this thing is terrifying. this is an image that would be used for an scp. im mortally afraid that this man exists on the same planet as the rest of us
SCP-17776 Object Class: Keter
First sighted in social media with it’s erstwhile creator, SCP-17776, dubbed “The Rooted Lady” by its handlers, appears as a humanoid mannequin made of felt. It caught the attention of the Foundation after the sudden death of Mr. Kaufman and eye-witness accounts of SCP-17776 being responsible…
Why King Harkinian is the best King of Hyrule:
- Cares more about peace than war: “This peace is what all true warriors strive for.”
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- When Gwonam came to the King to tell how Ganon had seized Korradai his first instinct was: “How can we help?” Clearly a selfless man willing to help another Kingdom in need.[1]
- When he thought that Duke Onkled was under attack from Ganon, he went straight to Gamelon to help him out - another selfless deed and willing to go all the way there just to help him out in the flesh [2]
- He soothes Zelda’s fears, and makes a smart decision, by taking the Triforce of Courage to protect him [2]
- Another smart decision by suggesting Zelda to send Link if he isn’t heard from within a month [2]
- Clearly an assertive King as he is able to silence everyone with a simple “Enough”, it’s clear he has power but isn’t feared for it [2]
- A simple man - still thinks about dinner so he must obviously be respected by his people as he could be considered a relatable ruler [2]
- Clearly a formidable opponent in duels as Link claims Ganon would be “no match for the King” [2]
- Thanks Zelda for saving him - not condescending or unbelieving but genuinely thankful for his daughter saving his life [3]
- Gives proper punishment for those who deserve it, doesn’t let Duke Onkled get out scot free [3]
- Respected by his royal guards: he calls him “Your Majesty” and “My Liege”, and follows his orders once again showing that Harkinian has power [3]
- Enjoys spending time with his daughter, holds her dear to him - doesn’t put a ton of pressure on her, and just enjoys her company (see the ending) [3]
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