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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ I would absolutely not let that man convince me it was the right time to trade bitcoin or even real money. Here is a complete list of things I believe that man would be qualified to sell
1. A smart watch with binaural sound projection...
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I would absolutely not let that man convince me it was the right time to trade bitcoin or even real money. Here is a complete list of things I believe that man would be qualified to sell

1. A smart watch with binaural sound projection that you can use to hypnotise women

2. A cursed business loan that only works on uber-likes

3. A revolutionary new storage solution - that’s compatible with the drawers you have at home!

4. A blank template that you can fill in to create a kickstarter campaign page

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ohh yeah! it’s money time for yours truly folks! kaching kaching dingdingdingdingding