cordyssa my beloved

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bogleech
bogleech

what if god only created the world and humankind because he saw that eventually it would result in minions which is secretly his favorite thing but he’d be embarrassed in front of the seraphim if he created minions himself

bogleech

He’s real insecure about his love of minions and he tries to play it cool, like, “haha! Can you believe those stupid humans used their free will to make MINIONS??? Who would even ever like minions!?!?” and the angels just roll their 7000 eyes and pretend like they don’t know

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