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Next time I see art of Gardevoir with bobbies Imma go to your home and tell your mom.
But he looks great!
for the love of god someone summarise this for people with short attention spans
There’s a short live-action re-enactment of an early Garfield strip. The strip is not funny.
A man then spends an hour talking into the camera about how he believes it is the single greatest work of art on Earth, the layers of deeper meaning in the strip, and his lifelong quest to uncover its meaning. This takes place over the course of what appears to be a single unbroken take, accompanied by various words and images illustrating his points.
This is an accurate description
The acting is really good, seriously – I have no idea whether he memorized this whole giant monologue or ad-libbed some/all of it, but it just works perfectly, the character is seamlessly believable
When I see the world, the politics, the future, the satellites in space and the people who put them there, you could look at everything as a man and a cat. Two beings, in harmony, and at war.
Never have I seen something depict such brutality and hate. War is hell.
I’m gonna take five and talk about the book this is based on, because it is a thing of beauty.
- It takes place in a universe where people’s asses are sentient and can detach from the body.
- The book opens with the main character waking up and realising he has no ass. He is not at all surprised by this, because his ass regularly leaves his body while he is asleep and sneaks out of the house.
- His ass is the leader of a revolutionary group which wants to reclaim the asses’ rightful place in the body, on top of the neck.
- They cut off a man’s head and swap it with his ass. So he has an ass for his head and a face for an ass.
- There is a group of ass-hunters who the main character aspires to join. They all wear prosthetic asses, because they cast aside their own asses in order to confirm their loyalties or something (honestly I don’t quite remember all the details, it’s been a while since I read it)
- The story is a heartwarming tale of the protagonist teaming up with his own estranged ass in order to combat a greater threat.
- It is so dense with ass puns there is a glossary at the end you can refer to that explains what they all refer to. It doesn’t explain the pun, by the way, it explains what the ass-related device or phrase means in the context of the universe.
- Over time you just become acclimated to all the toilet humour baked into the worldbuilding to the extent that you forget that this riveting tale of love and war is made up entirely of childish nonsense
When I see this bullshit cartoon I am personally offended. Look at that thing. It has a face. That little shit has never led a class revolt in its life. Christ, it’s three times the thickness of that boy’s waist, there’s no way it could fit onto his body. I bet they made his ass into the zany comic relief guy, rather than the noble and respected team member that he was in the books.
This is an affront to a classic piece of Australian literature.
More details I just remembered:
- There is no romantic subplot between the main character and the female lead. There is, however, a romantic subplot between the pair’s estranged asses.
- Also the female lead has a character arc about regretting throwing her ass away to join the ass-hunting society. In the third book, they discover that her ass was actually sent back in time to the Cretaceous Period for reasons I honestly have no recollection of.
- The ass has no name. He is referred to exclusively as “Zack’s Bum”. This goes for all asses, they are defined entirely by their owner.
- The second book is about an invasion of zombie asses which plant themselves on people’s backsides and turn them into mindless drones.
- You can tell if someone’s a drone because their ass is huge.
- The zombie asses hail from Uranus, because of course they do.
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