I arrived home with our new little baby ringneck yesterday and this was Vonnegut’s reaction when he first met her!!!
I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6'4"
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

i’m 4′10″
93 pounds
very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.
i’m just looking for someone to keep me company
I want to see the tits of virtually every woman I meet.
Does this invalidate my political opinions? Discuss motherfuckers.
Microsoft Announces The Next Windows 10 Update Is Bringing Back The Blue XP Taskbar With The Big Green “Start” Button
when your new age friend starts acting up so you decide to bring out the big guns

Imagine how many friends you’d need to charge this




