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- Wendy's Vice President of Operations: Ok, everyone's here. Let's get started with our quarterly marketing strategy meeting. Thanks everyone for coming. I believe Mark said he had something he wanted to talk about first?
- Wendy's Director of Marketing: Thanks Brian, yes, so one of our social media guys has noticed that a significant portion of our Millennial demographic has taken to depicting the Wendy mascot as a smug anime girl, and I think we could seize this opportunity for some quick conversions with a campaign utilizing this depiction of the mascot.
- Wendy's VP: A what?
- Wendy's DoM: A smug anime girl.
- Wendy's VP: What?
- Wendy's DoM: An anime girl who's smug.
- Wendy's VP: What?
- Wendy's DoM: A Japanese cartoon character with a conceited expression.
- Wendy's VP: ...What?
- Wendy's DoM: A female cartoon character stylized in the Japanese "anime" art style, originally popularized by Japanese artist Osamu Tezuka during the 1960s, who is expressing mirth over her ability to fool our competitors' brands in the arena of online wordplay.
- Wendy's VP: Mark what in the everloving fuck are you going on about?
FUN characters in Smash 4
- Dedede
- Wario
- Bowser
- Charizard
- Doc
- Jigglypuff
- Pac-Man
- Kirby
Pestilence, Ruin, the Ball and Chain of Torment, Absolute Most Obnoxious of Smash 4
- Bayonetta
- ZSS
- Luma
- Corrin
- Bayonetta
- Mewtwo’s air dodge
- Cloud
- Bayonetta
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