cordyssa my beloved

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
anem0nesiac
pastarrie

brb i’m gonna transcribe all of dedede comin’ at ya so i can turn it into a copypasta

pastarrie

dedede, that’s the name you should know! dedede, he’s the king of the show! you’ll holler and hoot, he’ll give kirby the boot! dedede is the one! DEDEDE IS THE OOOOOOONE! comin’ at ya! yeah! this dedede production is sponsored by: nightmare productions! looks like they drew these with their eyes closed…get ready, our lines are coming up! EH…EUGH! KINDA STUFFY IN HERE! HEY! WHERE AM I! HEH HEH HEH! I AM A SUPERSTAR WARRIOR! HEH! (sheep noises) (kirby noises) that CHEAT! dedede made kirby look like the bad guy! he must’ve switched stuff around while we weren’t lookin’! heheheh! his majesty’s gonna be bigger than ever and that’s saying something! THAT’S RIGHT I’M GONNA SHOW THEM SOME REAL STAR POWER! (kirby noises) kirby, king dedede tricked us! you’re supposed to be the star of the show! THAT FOOL’S LUCKY I DIDN’T LEAVE HIM ON THE CUTTIN’ ROOM FLOOR! (kirby noises) AH! HELP ME! AAHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAUAUHGHGH!!! good mornin’ majesty! WELL IF IT AIN’T MY FAITHFUL SERVANT ESCARGOON! my, aren’t you lookin’ fit as a fiddle! YOU DOWNRIGHT SPIFFY YOURSELF! have you seen kirby today, your majesty? HE DON’T SCARE ME NONE! sire, beware! that evil beast kirby is headed for our gates! (kirby noises) HELP!!! help!!! (screaming) oh dear! do i really look like that? i was going to ask you the same thing! THAT MONSTER BEEN TERRORIZING US FAR TOO LONG!!! if anyone can give kirby the heave-ho it’s you, sire! I’LL KICK THAT KIRBY TO THE CURB! we’re right behind you, majesty, you’re a hero to us all! AW COME NOW LITTLE OL’ ME A HERO SURELY YOU JESTIN’! majesty, you sure are lookin’ [unintelligible] HEY DEDEDE SUCK IT UP!!! look! it is fire dedede! our hero! what’s going on here, these pictures aren’t colored in yet! I DON’T SEE NO BACKGROUNDS EITHER! how could anyone perform with these scribbles? NEVERMIND THE SCRIBBLE QUIBBLES READ THE SCRIPT! hhhmajesty what do we DO THAT NASTY OL KIRBY’S AT IT AGAAIIiaiaiain!!!! (kirby noises) DON’T YOU WORRY NONE I’LL SUCK UP THAT KIRBY AND BLOW HIM ON OUTTA HERE! calling warp stAaAaar!!!! COME WARP STAR! LOOKIT THAT CHARISMA! THIS IS THE END OF YOU KIRBY!!! (more kirby noises) 

coolbugs
coolbugs

Bug of the Day

OMG, look at this adorable hummingbird clearwing (Hemaris thysbe)! How is this squee-worthy beastie not a Pokemon??? I had it in the fridge yesterday so I could get a few good photographs, including the ones above. Today it was finally sunny out so I let it go outside. It sat on my fingers for a long time and then suddenly took off up into the sky like a little fighter jet.

75orchids
glumshoe

Apparently the creator of Pepe the Frog has just killed him off in a comic because he’s so upset by his use as a white supremacist symbol. Open casket and everything.

This is hilarious, yeah, but reading Matt Furie’s explanation is weirdly heartbreaking. He’s clearly emotionally invested in Pepe and finds him a meaningful expression of himself…

“The characters in ‘Boy’s Club’ will always be a part of me. Andy the wise guy, Landwolf the party animal, Brett the fashionable dancer, and Pepe the chill frog — they are all tweaked reflections of my own values and sensibilities. Their personalities unfolded and blossomed as time went on, but just like the person in your life that you love the most, one day they will die. And death can be as beautiful as life, because it’s what makes life important.”

damn dude I’m sorry the Internet turned your stoner frog son evil

riversticks

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sorry for the poor image quality - i’m standing in my bedroom photographing this strip from my phone!

even though it’s very tongue-in-cheek i have a hard time laughing at it… i guess because it’s every (decent) creator’s nightmare that something that represents a part of them will get turned into some kind of hate symbol

this is a compilation i picked up for free comics day - and i did it because furie was listed on the cover. he seems like a really nice guy. it’s worth noting before this, he tried his best to “reclaim” pepe, soliciting positive, non-nazi-affiliated drawings of him from anyone on the internet who wanted to submit one. but i think the symbolism has gotten away from him at this point, and he probably feels he can’t erase the baggage that has been attached to it. it’s a huge bummer and i feel bad for him

RIP.