Anonymous asked:
blockman42774 answered:
HOly Shit
YOU
FUCKING
NOOB
Explore hidden trails while exploring the ruins of Hyrule. Why? Because you can. Where do you play your Nintendo Switch?
how nintendo thinks we play the switch:
how we actually play:
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
how long until I have to see a post that’s like “please leave the rich adults in the Bahamas alone”
if you are stranded you are valid
That awkward moment in the bathroom when you chose the wrong one.
Photo from St Augustine Florida of a Marabou Stork seeking shelter from hurricane.
This image is surreal, bizarre, startling, and quite sweet, all at the same time.
keithstack
