no sport is as hedonistic as golf, a game designed around the existance of acres of nothing but grass that has to be meticulously regulated. the players get enjoyment knowing land is wasted for the sake of their Ball Putt Game. and they don’t just let anyone fuck the holes, either.
i act like a pirhana plant in the sense that if you get within a 32-or-so pixel radius of me i sink in the ground and never come out but as soon as you exit that area i come out of the ground so everyone i talk to is about a meter away from me.
This man walks up to your girlfriend and slaps her ass. What do?
keithstack
